The Help Desk Hotline

No, I'm not going to give you my phone number. That's weird.

But, you can e-mail me! 

Readers of The Help Desk,

If you enjoyed the style of my last post, helping a fellow reader sort out some formatting issues, this is your lucky day!

They say the best things in life are free, and so in that spirit I will be offering personalized tech assistance to you FREE OF CHARGE for a limited time. 

I know, this is amazing! No more listening to nerdy 12 year-olds on YouTube try to explain something in terms you don't even understand. No more bothering your tech inclined friends and family at odd hours in the morning. No more spending hours on the phone with an automated system. 

 I am here to help! 

All you have to do is use the contact form on the right side of this page to send me a description of the issue you're having with as much detail as possible, even if you don't think it's relevant. Also let me know the things you have all ready tried. (You better have already tried turning it off and back on again!) I'll get back to you with a personalized written response within 48 hours and post relevant details to this blog, taking care to protect your privacy, of course. 

All that I ask in return is that you tell your friends and post the links to your solution on whatever social media you use. Throw it in a couple of e-mail chains! If you refer a friend to the blog and they submit a problem, you'll receive another free solution when I inevitably start charging money. Hey, we all gotta eat! So, what are you waiting for?  I know you have problems. Send them to me!

"Give me your poor and confused grandparents, your naive Hotmail users, your awkward mom posts, and I will give you rest."

-The Help Desk